Title: Ianto's Diary, Entry Three
Evil little rat shagger has defiled the Magical Coffee Shrine of Wonders. Very tempted to arrange test of his surgeon skills by seeing if he can remove that tub of distilled, granulated evil from his own rear end. Boss however provided distraction by “accidentally” gluing himself to Crazy Lady's left breast.
Boss newly acquainted with Shiny Glove of Migraines.